Thursday, September 06, 2007

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow
Down.


2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't
Disguise Your Voice.


3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
a sk If They Want Fries with that.


4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label
it "In".


5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
Espresso.


6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write
" For Smuggling Diamonds".


7.Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance
With The Prophecy".


8. Don't use any punctuation.


9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.


10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to
eat, with a serious face.


11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To
Go".


12. Sing Along At The Opera.


13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The
Poems Don't Rhyme?


14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area
and Play tropical Sounds All Day.


15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
Can't Attend Their Party Because

You're Not In the Mood.


16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.


17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream
"I Won! I Won!"


18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards
The Parking lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"


19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity ..


Send This post To Someone To Make Them Smile.


Its Called ... therapy.

Cut and Paste Friends.....cut and paste......

3 comments:

Roberta said...

Steph, this gave me a laugh! Thanks! Roberta

Lorraine said...

In accordance to the prophecy.. or wasI suppossed to say that at the end? My boss is wondering why I'm sitting at my desk LMAO!! If I was not computer illiterate I would forward it to her. Made me laugh today!!

Java Mom said...

Yeah some of these are really funny.....I like the one at the zoo....